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02 January 2006 @ 02:12 pm
False memories...  
How about that thing where you post a memory of me, and make it all up? That one sounds fun.
Current Mood: relaxedrelaxed
drewkittydrewkitty on January 2nd, 2006 05:26 pm (UTC)
Hmmm. Given all of the real yet unbelievable things we've been through over the years . . .

Todd is driving a bright, shiny new car with that lovely new car smell. It's a Hummer H2. He's munching on a carne asada burrito and listening to gangsta rap, on the way out to post lots of flyers for his new weight loss program (only $20 per week and you'll never feel better!) Todd's girlfriend of the week is a platinum blonde, gushing and ooing about how incredibly cool this wicked new car is, until Todd tells her to shut up and enjoy the ride.

Did I mention that he's wearing a neatly pressed suit and carrying a Motorola Razor cell phone? The phone rings. Todd, it's your stockbroker. He wants to know if you should buy five hundred or one thousand shares in Monsanto . . . you tell him, "Seven hundred. Screw those poor farmers anyway," as you cut off a woman driving a mini-van with your awesome Hummer power.

ashi: arrrr!ashi on January 2nd, 2006 07:25 pm (UTC)
Priceless. I think we have a winner!