Dear spammers:

Authorization requests on ICQ are rather obvious, as my ICQ account doesn't require authorization to add me.

I don't really want to hear about the younger woman you're dating or what a great help Viagra has been, but congratulations, I guess.

Wow, you're 18 and set up your own web cam. I should set up a web cam pointing at Charybdis's perch and spam people with that... "Nine year old female likes to nap naked in front of web cam."

Soon, I shall re-do my spam rules.