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: ashi (ashi) wrote,
2005-03-20 05:37:00

ashi
ashi
2005-03-20 05:37:00

Mood: confused

Cut for talk of hypothetical sexual situations.

Zed the Unicorn: What is this you've brought me?
Minion: Why, a pure, untainted virgin, of course! Her name is Gerty.
Zed: (sniff sniff) I don't think so. Gerty, you are not a pure, untainted virgin. Are you now?
Gerty: Of course I'm a virgin!
Zed: (stare...)
Gerty: Well...
Zed: (stare stare)
Gerty: I have kissed of course. With tongue. Okay, okay, and manual stimulation, oral, anal... so what? I'm still a pure, untainted virgin.
Zed: (shakes head)
Minion: Sorry, Zed. Come along, Gerty, back to the village with you.
Gerty: What? No fair...

Is the common definition of "virgin" changing?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=5&u=/ap/20050318/ap_on_re_us/virginity_stds_2

I still think sex is sex is sex... and am a virgin by that definition.

Thanks, Russia. New LJ terms & conditions.

Well, crap. http://www.joemygod.com/2017/04/10/russia-owned-blogging-platform-livejournal-changes-terms-service-ban-pro-lgbt-topics/
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